✦ Multi-Award Winning Stand-Up ✦
Award-winning comedian. Versatile host & MC.
Sharp writer. Dark to charming — whatever the stage demands.
“Brutal and savagely funny”— Audience Review, Edinburgh Fringe
“A strong and efficient joke writer… the gag rate and blunt use of language are definitely in his favour”— Chortle
Who the hell is this guy
Bilal Rashid is a London-based comedian known for rapid-fire one-liners, fearless crowd work, and a style that is unapologetically dark, fiercely satirical, and deceptively charming.
A multi-award winning stand-up who has performed at countless gigs across the UK, Bilal has taken home titles at gong shows nationwide, reached the final of the Beat the Frog World Series 2024 at Manchester's Frog & Bucket, and sold out his debut Edinburgh Fringe run in 2025.
Whether it's fearlessly dark stand-up, effortlessly charming MC & hosting, or razor-sharp comedy writing — Bilal adapts to any stage and any audience. He hosts and runs multiple comedy nights across the UK, including his flagship residency at Woolwich Works, bringing TV-credit headliners to intimate spaces. Not for the easily offended. Ideal for everyone else.
What I actually do for money
Bilal is a gifted comedy writer who crafts sharp, tailored material for wedding speeches, corporate roasts, best man duties, events, and comedy sets. Whether you need laugh-out-loud one-liners or a complete scripted set — clean or filthy, his pen delivers.
Get a Quote →From dark, edgy comedy clubs to polished corporate events, Bilal seamlessly adapts his style. He MCs events, corporate nights, and private parties — either as a one-off host or a recurring anchor. Incredibly charming, quick-witted, and always in control of the room. He can also put on a full bespoke comedy night at your venue, complete with TV-level headliners and hand-picked guests.
Get a Quote →Book the full sold-out hour. "The Pros & Cons of Joining ISIS" — Edinburgh Fringe 2025 — is available for your venue, festival, or event. Fearless. Dark. Multi-award winning. Bring spare underwear.
Get a Quote →All prices on enquiry — Bilal would rather talk than scare you off before you've watched the TikToks.
The multi-award winning solo hour
Fearless. Dark. Multi-award winning. Bilal's debut solo hour covers ISIS job perks, forbidden romance, surviving airport toilets, and the absurdity of modern masculinity — through a lens so fearless it has its own MI5 file (probably).
Following a sold-out, critically acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe 2025 run, the show is available for private bookings, venues, and festivals. No taboo is safe. No audience member guaranteed to feel comfortable. But guaranteed to laugh.
Brutal and savagely funny
A masterclass in dark comedy
Best comedy I've seen at the Fringe
10/10, brilliant stuff
If I don't see this man on the big screen soon, I will riot!
Bit crass but I liked it— The Stand, Newcastle (and yes, we're putting it on the poster)
Bilal's own nights
A riotous monthly night of pitch-dark, boundary-pushing stand-up — curated, hosted, and chaos-managed by Bilal himself. TV-credit headliners. Hand-picked special guests. Intimate rooms. Big laughs.
Bilal hosts a monthly residency at Woolwich Works in the intimate Beanfeast space — bringing comedians with credits from Live at the Apollo, QI, and Mock the Week to an up-close, high-energy room. One of London's hottest new grassroots comedy nights.
📅 Monthly • OngoingBold, boundary-pushing comedy at one of Kent's best venues. Headlined by multi-award winning acts with TV credits from Live at the Apollo, QI & Mock the Week. Bilal hosted and curated the full night.
🎉 Sold Out NightThe biggest Big Bill's yet — featuring Leo Kearse and a stacked lineup of rising stars. Woolwich Works' Beanfeast space packed out for a night Broadway World called "one to watch on the London circuit."
🎉 Sold Out NightWant a Big Bill's Comedy Night at your venue? Bilal can curate and host a bespoke night — full lineup, MC, production advice, the works. TV-level talent, grassroots energy, your space.
Enquire Now →Watch before you judge
Let's make it happen
Whether it's a joke writing job, MC gig, solo show booking, or a full comedy night at your venue — fill in the form and Bilal will get back to you. He's surprisingly professional for a man who titles shows this way.
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